Well bike peeps it’s new year.
Did any of you get any cool bike toys for Xmas, Hanukkah, or another holiday associated with gift giving I didn’t mention? I got my brother-in-law the best cycling accessory of all time. Of course I’m speaking of an air horn. Don’t think you need one? I regret to inform you that you’re VERY wrong. There’s nothing more satisfying than tooting at motorists who wrong you or announcing you’ve arrived at your destination to anyone in a several block radius.
Any of you reading this have any cycling New Year’s resolutions? I’d say I’m going to resolve not to get hit by another car but that’s probably an evergreen resolution so it really doesn’t count. If I had to pick a resolution that wasn’t a cop out it would have to be learning to ride a unicycle. Laugh if you want but it’s all part of my plan for long term success in life. Think about it…should I get fired or give up my office job in the middle of an inevitable midlife crisis I could transition effortlessly into a career performing at birthday parties. People are constantly being born and having birthdays folks. It is a recession proof industry!
Anyways, I’m excited about 2019. It’s another year to hang out at the shop and work on bikes (and unicycles!) In the immortal words of famed lyricist Fred Durst keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’.